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WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR: Zombie apocalypse coming soon

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5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash 


5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester 

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash 

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School 

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami 

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police 

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest 

All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.

I knew it would start in Florida.  I just knew.

I have long maintained that there is something in the water in Florida. Now we know: it’s the zombie virus. Stay safe, Sunshine State readers…

constant vigilance, floridian followers

Goddamnit.

(Source: learnblog)

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Other Than “Shawn of the Dead”

Has any movie portrayed a zombie apocalypse in which the inhabitants of said world know anything about zombies? And don’t say “Zombieland” because honestly who the fuck turns on all the amusement park bells and whistles if they DON’T want to die?

I only ask because Hollywood is missing a huge genre here. People going crazy and murdering ANYONE because they might be infected, dumb ass college kids that think Left 4 Dead equipped them with zombie survival and getting killed. Hollywood Y U NO MAKE POP CULTURALLY RELEVANT ZOMBIE FLICK?

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