Posts tagged zombie
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In Which My Husband Dooms Humanity
Pop culture lied to us. All of us. It prepared us for a world where a zombie apocalypse has already happened. Not one in which it is CURRENTLY HAPPENING. Most protagonists in our favorite undead entertainment wake up from comas or skip over the essential time when the virus/demons/corpses are spreading but not yet omnipresent. When most people are scared but not yet zombified and/or hardened survivors. Leaving us with some critical questions unanswered.
I wrote a thing for work today about how pop culture has failed to prep us for zombie survival.
Sleep what is sleep?
(Source: fawne-stacey, via fuzzyphiltrum)
This photo was taken by a tourist driving through Yellowstone Park. The news says half mauled, I say zombie bison. We’re all fucked now.
Yes, That’s A Bear Chasing A Half-Mauled Bison Down A Yellowstone Road
Zombie bison? Eaten by a bear?….That means…zombie bears. OH GOD OH GOD!
Whoa!
(via jeffisageek)
Toad couldn’t make it past Zombie Princess Peach and her team of henchmen! Killer piece by Luke Denby for the #Video-Game-Fans: Zombie Contest.
Related Rampages: Hooked on the Brothers | Robot Cop | Boy Meets World
I can has game based on this nao? KTHXBAI
Why yes, yes it does.
My phone and a glass of water. I am so fucked.
A paper plate and my right thigh. This is gonna be a good one.
Wooden sword and a hanger. This could work.
(via faggotbrigade)
Half full trash pail and a loveseat. I can make do with that.
My iphone and a half empty can of Fresca. The deliciousness of the Fresca will distract them while I call for help.
My pot and a can of coke.
Fuck.
Couch pillow and my Bernese Mountain Dog mix. I can work with this.
Butch goth zombie uniborg.
(via andclickwenttheshutter)
I am simultaneously terrified and finding a rope to catch it so I can ride it into the undead sunset.
Zombie Raptor: Well we’re fucked now.
