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Pop culture lied to us. All of us. It prepared us for a world where a zombie apocalypse has already happened. Not one in which it is CURRENTLY HAPPENING. Most protagonists in our favorite undead entertainment wake up from comas or skip over the essential time when the virus/demons/corpses are spreading but not yet omnipresent. When most people are scared but not yet zombified and/or hardened survivors. Leaving us with some critical questions unanswered.

I wrote a thing for work today about how pop culture has failed to prep us for zombie survival. 
Full Article Here

Pop culture lied to us. All of us. It prepared us for a world where a zombie apocalypse has already happened. Not one in which it is CURRENTLY HAPPENING. Most protagonists in our favorite undead entertainment wake up from comas or skip over the essential time when the virus/demons/corpses are spreading but not yet omnipresent. When most people are scared but not yet zombified and/or hardened survivors. Leaving us with some critical questions unanswered.

I wrote a thing for work today about how pop culture has failed to prep us for zombie survival.

Full Article Here

Filed under zombie apocalypse zombie outbreak end of the world

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brave-slut:

nola-darling:

erikawithac:

sassybroad:

-morsmordre:-sectumsempra-:


My phone and a glass of water. I am so fucked.

A paper plate and my right thigh. This is gonna be a good one.

Wooden sword and a hanger. This could work.

(via faggotbrigade)
Half full trash pail and a loveseat. I can make do with that.

My iphone and a half empty can of Fresca. The deliciousness of the Fresca will distract them while I call for help.

My pot and a can of coke. 
Fuck.

Couch pillow and my Bernese Mountain Dog mix. I can work with this.

brave-slut:

nola-darling:

erikawithac:

sassybroad:

-morsmordre:-sectumsempra-:

My phone and a glass of water. I am so fucked.

A paper plate and my right thigh. This is gonna be a good one.

Wooden sword and a hanger. This could work.

(via faggotbrigade)

Half full trash pail and a loveseat. I can make do with that.

My iphone and a half empty can of Fresca. The deliciousness of the Fresca will distract them while I call for help.

My pot and a can of coke. 

Fuck.

Couch pillow and my Bernese Mountain Dog mix. I can work with this.

Filed under zombie survival attack RIGHT NOW