These are actually funny
Funny, Hot, and Intelligent?
I hope you enjoy your permanent acne!
I will give you the gift of golden eyes
In place of acceptably sized breasts
The
the first and last ones
sobs casually
“Funny, Hot, and Intelligent?
I hope you enjoy your permanent acne!”
*gross sobbing at accuracy*
Fuck you genetics, fuck you.
(Source: corgiscatsandmemes, via sevetirdenuit)
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Scumbag Genetics
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Healthy food tastes way better than unhealthy food. Except pizza.
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