February 2011
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January 2011
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Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a...
– Terry Pratchett (Thief of Time)
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The Great A'Tuin: blowkissesnotcocaine: Magrat: I... →
blowkissesnotcocaine:
Magrat: I wonder if we did the right thing? I’m sure it was a job for a handsome prince.
Granny: Hah! And what good would that be? Cutting your way through a bit of bramble is how you can tell he’s going to be a good husband, is it? That’s fairy godmotherly thinking,…
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Tonight I realized...
That my purse needs insurance. No seriously. Things in my purse:
iPad
DSi
SmartPhone
Wallet/ID/SSN/Checks (wtf checks? Y U STILL EXIST?)
Two books
At least $40 in make-up
8 DS games
If I got mugged, I’d be totally screwed. State Farm? AllState? Nationwide? Get the fuck on this.
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And suddenly, the Harry Potter universe imploded in my brain.
“Imagine a guy who has access to time travel and a third grader’s understanding of world history.”
Oh…oh God.