Mild Amusements

My Interests: Now Condensed In Easy To Swallow Bites

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OMGs. If the 50 Shades of Grey movie looked like this I’d be in line right now waiting till February!

I’m not even in this fandom and I nearly blew a fucking gasket watching this. If Sebstan is strange compelling to you and if D/s is your jam, just click play.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

*THROWS ALL MY MONEY AT THE GODS TO MAKE THIS A REAL THING*

*FAPS FURIOUSLY IN THE MEANTIME*

Fuck this is sexy.

I- I… I AM EMOTIONALLY COMPROMISED TAKE ALL MY FUCKING MONEY

WHY CANT WE HAVE THIS AS THE MOVIE INSTEAD OF WHAT BULLSHIT THEYVE DONE? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD SEE THIS? AVATAR WENT BACK INTO THE BOX OFFICE TWICE. SO WOULD THIS.

Jesus. Well, well done.

JFC… I’m gonna need a cold shower…

Well. Um. Wow.

jesus, mary, and joseph

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Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
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What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
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how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
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A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
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Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
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What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)

(Source: transascendant, via cwnerd12)

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